Did I ever tell you about the time I used the man’s restroom? I was at the mall and I walked into this odd looking restroom, two funny sinks along the wall and only one toilet with a door. I thought “Oh well – new ways!”
I proceeded to do my duty – pretty soon I heard ‘clump clump,’ it didn’t sound like a woman. The I heard ‘tinkle tinkle,’ where is she doing that?
I was rattling toilet paper and I heard the door slam. I couldn’t figure out how she could finish, pull up her pants so quickly and go. As I leave, I’m walking backward still wondering about the odd looking sinks. Finally, it dawned on me that it was a man’s restroom. I think the man that came in saw my shoes under the door and did a quick zip – I don’t think he finished his tinkle. I often wondered if a man could shut it off like a woman – oh well, tinkle-tinkle time.