When I was about twelve I wasn’t quite sure how babies got there but I knew where they came from because when my older sister’s baby was being born my sister was on the dining room table downstairs. We were supposed to be upstairs in bed but right over the table was a register that I could look through and see the whole process.
One of my most embarrassing moments
One day several years ago I had a few women from the church for a luncheon. I asked one of the women if she would like a gliss of ass water. I was nervous and my tongue got twisted. I meant a glass of ice water.